Insrument: Drums and hand farty noises
Bra Size: 69D
Secret Powers: Stick a drum stick up his ass like no one else, and he can put yard sticks where the sun dont shine.
Favorite Band: Sugar Hill Gang
Favorite CD: Polka from the 80s
Favorite Little Rascal: He doesn't like little boys he likes little girls
Famous Quote: I will boldly go where no woman has gone before!
Marshal is the newest member and thinks that grass doesn't have the word ass in it, whatever the hell that means.